eminem_mariah_nickcannonWell, it was only a matter of time before Eminem responded w/something controversial in response to Obsessed.  But did we really think he was gonna go here?? First of all, let’s get the history straight here, b/c ppl are acting like Mariah brought this on!!

As I recall, Eminem was the one bringing her name up in shit, when all she’s been trying to do is live her delusionally grand &  glittery life w/her new man. He started this shit!! In the track, Eminem threatens to put voicemails & other proof out there, so this is a Warning to Nick & Mariah b/c they don’t want it.

Look I’m not one of those my man must fight for me type women. But this ain’t even about Mariah & Em anymore. Nick needs to BRING IT the next time they’re on a red carpet. It’s about to get real hood in tinseltown.

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She better had!! You are MARIAH FUCKING CAREY bitch!! Not some fly by night pop sensation. Do I need to remind YOU?? I don’t give a fuck how much backstage boohooing you did, when you’re Mimi up in this bitch you’re supposed to PERFORM, & you’re supposed to do it well!!  Stevie Wonder needs to have a word w/yo ass!!

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For those of you who didn’t get to boohoo w/the rest of us b/c of other obligations such as I dunno…WORK here’s the entire broadcast for you.  The highlight of the memorial was Al Sharpton speaking directly to the children to say: “Wasn’t nothin’ strange about yo daddy!! It was strange what yo daddy had to deal with!!” They’ll never ever forget that.

Jermaine Jackson sang Michael’s favorite song “Smile” & sounded beautiful; Stevie Wonder brought the WHOLE HOUSE to tears with They Won’t Go When I Go/Never Dreamed You’d Leave in Summer. Towards the end of the program Paris went up to tell us she loved her Daddy, & I lost it!!

Some of the low lights include Mariah Carey butchering I’ll Be There (Trey Lorenz still got it) & the unidentifiable singing object during We Are the World.

A few people took issue w/Magic Johnson bringing up “the greatest moment of his life” eating Kentucky Fried Chicken on the floor w/Michael Jackson. Some even thought it may have been an endorsement. But when was the last time you sat on the floor & ate KFC w/the kang???

Performances by Stevie Wonder, Mariah Carey, Usher, Jennifer Hudson, Jermaine Jackson, & others.

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Today the official public memorial takes place @ the Staples Center in downtown Los Angeles. The memorial should start at 10am, but delays wouldn’t surprise me. It’s a WHOLE lotta melanin on the  list—okay Mariah Carey excluded, but here it go:

Ron Boyd (family friend), Kobe Bryant, Mariah Carey, Andrae Crouch Choir, Berry Gordy, Jennifer Hudson, Shaheen Jafargholi (finalist on Britain’s Got Talent), Magic Johnson, Martin Luther King III, Bernice A. King, John Mayer, Lionel Richie, Smokey Robinson, Rev. Al Sharpton, Brooke Shields, Pastor Lucious Smith (family friend), Usher and Stevie Wonder. [SOURCE]

If you don’t have one of these, don’t even think about coming close to the Staples Center unless you’re selling bottled water & RIP Michael Jackson iron on t-shirts:

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Photo Credit: TMZ.com

If you make it to the memorial hit me up, I’d like to have a chat w/ya.

mariah_7Photo Credits: Flynet (above), Splash, MatrixPhotos

Just in time for Gay Pride!! While I’ve always said Mariah needs to put some more clothes on, I didn’t think she’d go full stud!! Monday she filmed her video for Obsessed, & this is her best Eminem impression.

mariah_1Here’s the new CD cover if you haven’t seen it already.

More pics after the jump!!

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Mariah Carey seen leaving LAX airport a couple of days ago and looking every bit the 15lbs heavier.

She’s been much bigger in the past & gone rail skinny, so don’t expect to see a giant Mimi on the cover of her upcoming Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel.

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I don’t do emo rap, so I was never much of an Eminem fan to begin with, but the surfacing of the early mixtapes of him calling black girls dumb chicks, and black folks niggers pretty much sealed the deal for me. I don’t give a fuck how many black folks are in his entourage. I’m not crackin, tappin, or twisting bottles w/bigots, & it pretty much blows me how people act like that shit ain’t happen, or it ain’t that big of a deal.

The latest to catch a bullet from the wrath of Em is his ex Mariah Carey, the WIFE of Nick Cannon on the track “Bagpipes from Baghdad“. Now I don’t know wtf kinda people y’all were raised around, but calling somebody’s wife a “fucking whore” is fighting words ’round my way even if you did used to smash that.

Nick Cannon went off on his blog—maybe more like the deep end comparing Mariah to Aretha Franklin & Diana Ross (boy, stop), but he’s 100% on point w/the message. I don’t really know what he’s trying to do & hopefully it doesn’t involve music, but this gave me a legitimate chuckle (which is hard to do when you’re Nick Cannon):

So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself!  Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!

Go head, Nick Cannon w/yo corny ass!!

Read his blog response entitled, “How Cute.”