Lil' Wayne Cake

Seriously…WTF?!  Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger being the great parents that they are, gifted their 14 year old daughter Ireland with this Lil’ Wayne birthday cake.  Besides the fact it doesn’t look anything like him…who does this??

I never ever got the urge to chew Ghostface or Sean P’s faces off. What would make someone want a lifesize cake of someone’s head?! Lil’ Wayne’s head at that!!

How do you cut it?? Where do you chew?? Who got dibs on the grill? I mean REALLY!! *earls*
And who the F is WADE?!?!

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Damn!! Star & Buc Wild going in on Drake. Saying his career is DEAD. The nigga gave y’all titties, light skin, & hip hop shows w/women in the crowd & now y’all turn on him!!

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You know you done fuct up when BET of all places has to denounce your performance!! The irony of them taking a high moral stance on anything has provided much needed laughs for my afternoon.  But it’s good to know that the network is against training up video hoes.

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I haven’t yet gotten over the trauma of Drake performing I Wish I Could Fuck Every Girl in the World @ the BET Awards while surrounded by dancing prepubescent little girls. I can’t ride w/training up children to be video hoes, & censored or not, the performance was not appropriate.

In other news, Drake is no longer unsigned, but he still wants to be viewed as an independent artist. I guess.

Well, the wait is over: After weeks of speculation, Drake has chosen to go with the home team and sign with Lil Wayne’s Young Money Records, according to a source close to the situation. The deal breaks down as a joint venture between Young Money and Cash Money, with Universal Republic distributing. Drake’s management was adamant that he should be viewed as an independent artist, although Universal will distribute the project.

“Today is a definitely a comfortable day for me, having my team now that’s been in place for a couple of years. It’s just a great day,” Drake told MTV News recently in New York. “It’s something new, but it feels familiar.” [SOURCE]

An ad looking for a Lil’ Wayne impersonator good enough to fool a blind kid was posted on Craigslist. Real or not, the idea is hilarious.  I hope they put together a reel of the submissions & auditions.  Are we fucked up for laughing??

My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.

Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.

Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!

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