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I think it’s pretty clear that I have a very stereotypical & fanatical obsession w/chicken, especially Chick-Fil-A!! I’ve snuck into the NYU food court, & braved North Philly for a fix. I go HOARD for chicken!!!

Ouch Lil’ Mama!! I thought you lived for the kids!! Her comments to Leiomy of Vogue Evolution were downright disrespectful. The whole quote is:

“Leiomy, come on. Your behavior … it’s unacceptable … You were born a man and you are becoming a woman. If you’re going to become a woman, act like a lady … It gets too crazy and it gets confusing.”

Isn’t that a little ironic?? Lil’ Miss Strong Jaw is the last person to be telling anyone to act like a lady.Β  Here’s her statement to GLAAD:

“I would like to clarify anything that was misunderstood from Sunday’s show. My remarks were never meant to be disrespectful regarding Leiomy’s gender nor offensive to the LGBT community, which has been a community that has supported me in all my endeavors. However, in hindsight, I recognize that my words may have come across as hurtful. I spoke with her privately after the taping to express that it was not my intent to offend her or any member of the transgender community and that I still live for Vogue Evolution.”

My people, we gots to do better! For his next album Snoop Dogg is shedding his more pleasant household name for the new moniker “Niggarachi”. Not really sure what kind of weed thisΒ Calvin was smoking, but I can’t really say I want any.

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We asked people all over the country how they use the bathroom, & you’d be surprised by all the techniques ppl take to the shitter!! Did you know some people sit down to shit?? While others squat?? Some people reach around to wipe themselves, & some never lift their buttcheeks off the toilet. Fascinating!! Watch the vid, & tell us what YOU do!!

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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson’s death has officially been ruled a homicide by the Los Angeles coroner. This doesn’t necessarily mean that the doctor intended to kill Michael. What it does mean is criminal charges will be brought against him, & he will likely be charged w/manslaughter. (more…)

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He’s out on $50,000 bail, & is on administrative leave from the department. WTF?!Β  The girl figured out she wasn’t having sex w/her boyfriend when she didn’t see the tattoo on his ass. 😦