Aubrey O’Day was robbed on her way to tape a segment for TV Guide. No details on how it aub_1went down, but if this exact quote is any indication of what really happened: “someone ran behind me and stole everything I was holding” then this bitch got got by a crackhead. SMH. [TMZ]

Is Jim Jones beefin’ w/Fab on Twitter?? Jim Jones runs a “What’s Ghetto?” game on Twitter, & apparently Fabo swagger jacked him, & he’s callin his ashy ass out.

Kelis is BROKE—if you let rich folks tell it. Po’ Kelis only makes $20,000/mo sitting on her ass, but her expenses are in the range of $80,000/mo. Since she can’t tour, (I think she’s just being lazy, MIA woulda let her water break on stage) Kelis isn’t generating any extra income, & she NEED that dough. Including $14,861 for mortgages, $15,000 on entertainment, and $3,500 for baby bills. What? [E!]

While folks like Luda & Estelle were up in there partying, three people were stabbed @ Luckie Lounge in ATL last night.  Rumor was Young Jeezy might be one of ’em. La the Darkman young-jeezybragged about beating up some of the CTE crew, but details on who’s @ Grady still haven’t been made clear. [AHH]

Rumor is Jae Millz got robbed on the set of Drake’s new video in Brooklyn, (that’s that bullshit!!) but he says it’s NOT TRUE. Aye! Okay!  I’ve seen goons slip into everything house parties to wedding receptions!! Let’s just hope he had insurance.

El Pollo Loco’s got BEEF w/KFC. First of all, lemme give them props for winning the chicken war. They are by FAR the best in show (still ain’t fuckin’ w/Chick-Fil-A tho). They just put up the Beefy Chicken website letting folks know that KFC’s grilled chicken is part beef, & the chicken ain’t grilled after all!! Lawd!!

Even though some of you fucks need to just feast on crow.

Just when y’all bitch ass niggas thought Oprah didn’t do enough for black folks, getting all outraged when she said things like inner city folks don’t appreciate the value of a free education or “African girls deserve my charity more,” Oprah redeems herself w/a historically unprecedented move. Ladies and Gentlemen, Oprah gives away—free chicken:


“Get two pieces of grilled chicken, two individual sides and a biscuit!”

You’ve only got until tomorrow 9:59pm CDT to grab it, so hurry up & download!! The coupon is good through May 19th, but you can’t use it on your mama you cheap son of a bitch.

Here are the stipulations straight from

Limited Time Download
Coupon download available from 9 a.m. CDT on May 5, 2009, to 9:59 p.m. CDT on May 6, 2009. Coupon is redeemable at participating KFC® locations in the United States from May 5, 2009 to May 19, 2009—excluding Mother’s Day, May 10, 2009.

Fellow Negroes, the poaching continues but this time you might see a few white folks. Fridays joints the wars w/a 5¢ appetizer offer w/the purchase of any beverage at the bar for Cinco de Mayo. To my absolute horror, there is NO CHICKEN w/this offer, but you have your choice of crispy bean fries, fried mozzarella, bbq pork ravioli bites, pot stickers, & a half order of loaded potato skins.



And the negro poaching saga continues…

A Popeyes in Rochester, NY ran out of chicken during the 8 pieces for $4.99 special and customers were HEATED!!! Some of these bammas even tried different locations to no avail.

“They shoulda had a tractor trailer out back…with extra chicken on ice, you know??” – Valued Popeye’s Chicken Customer

So far no reports of chicken deprivation or sustained injuries during the El Pollo Loco or KFC giveaways. I’ll stay tuned…


Not to be outdone by Popeye’s, El Pollo Loco & KFC have joined the negro poaching chicken wars by offering not just discounted, but FREE chicken on back to back dates. The stipulations are interesting. KFC is offering one piece of chicken (per manager’s choice) so you might end up w/a puny wing, or a steroid breast depending on the supervisor’s mood &/or high. El Pollo Loco’s looking out for you niggas tho:

The Taste the Fire® Offer (“offer”) consists of one flame-grilled leg and one flame-grilled thigh, two tortillas (choice of flour or corn) and fresh salsa.

Now THAT’S good eating!!