Lil' Wayne Cake

Seriously…WTF?!  Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger being the great parents that they are, gifted their 14 year old daughter Ireland with this Lil’ Wayne birthday cake.  Besides the fact it doesn’t look anything like him…who does this??

I never ever got the urge to chew Ghostface or Sean P’s faces off. What would make someone want a lifesize cake of someone’s head?! Lil’ Wayne’s head at that!!

How do you cut it?? Where do you chew?? Who got dibs on the grill? I mean REALLY!! *earls*
And who the F is WADE?!?!