Lil’ Wayne


Lil' Wayne Cake

Seriously…WTF?!  Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger being the great parents that they are, gifted their 14 year old daughter Ireland with this Lil’ Wayne birthday cake.  Besides the fact it doesn’t look anything like him…who does this??

I never ever got the urge to chew Ghostface or Sean P’s faces off. What would make someone want a lifesize cake of someone’s head?! Lil’ Wayne’s head at that!!

How do you cut it?? Where do you chew?? Who got dibs on the grill? I mean REALLY!! *earls*
And who the F is WADE?!?!

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Lil’ Wayne celebrated his 27th birthday, w/Baby & friends. Baby tatted his birth date on his arm as a gift of sorts, & presented him w/a diamond studded cake.  Normal? (more…)

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Lil’ Wayne did a good job of recovering the audience, but  this would’ve been the perfect time to pull out that stool!!

The exit was so dramatic!! It’s like Jimmy’s haunting him. Get better, Drizzy!!

Drake BET Awards With Little Girls in the WorldPhoto Credit: Kevin Winters/Getty Images

You know you done fuct up when BET of all places has to denounce your performance!! The irony of them taking a high moral stance on anything has provided much needed laughs for my afternoon.  But it’s good to know that the network is against training up video hoes.

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Drake BET Awards With Little Girls in the WorldPhoto Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images

I haven’t yet gotten over the trauma of Drake performing I Wish I Could Fuck Every Girl in the World @ the BET Awards while surrounded by dancing prepubescent little girls. I can’t ride w/training up children to be video hoes, & censored or not, the performance was not appropriate.

In other news, Drake is no longer unsigned, but he still wants to be viewed as an independent artist. I guess.

Well, the wait is over: After weeks of speculation, Drake has chosen to go with the home team and sign with Lil Wayne’s Young Money Records, according to a source close to the situation. The deal breaks down as a joint venture between Young Money and Cash Money, with Universal Republic distributing. Drake’s management was adamant that he should be viewed as an independent artist, although Universal will distribute the project.

“Today is a definitely a comfortable day for me, having my team now that’s been in place for a couple of years. It’s just a great day,” Drake told MTV News recently in New York. “It’s something new, but it feels familiar.” [SOURCE]

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Word on the tweets is Lauren London hasn’t made any public appearances for a number of months b/c she’s got a Carter on the way.  If she’s 5 months, she’s definitely showing so unless she’s taking pictures w/the lil’ guy standing in front of her there’s no hiding it.

Here’s a throwback BelleJenkins Episode #31 “UGLY BABIES”: