Fake It Til You Make It


Hey guys!! Sorry for the ridiculously long break…you can see I’ve even been slacking on site updates, which are supposed to keep people entertained while we’re waiting on vids. I dropped both balls!!

Anyway, this episode is about ass, titties, & sex tapes!! Could you wife somebody with a sex tape? Are you an ass man or a titty man? Both? None? Tell us about it!

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Roxanne Shante has finally issued an apology (if you can really call this that) for her blatant LIES about her education. Like to read it? Here it go: (more…)

I don’t know wtf this is about, & don’t really care. But when dude punched him in the back of the head I collapsed. Shoutout to Charlamagne for the link.

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And you know what?? This time I refuse to hate. Whatever she’s been doing, it’s working b/c her voice has been getting progressively better over the years. I heard glimpses of it on “Rain on Me,” but “The Way That I Love You” almost had me feasting on crow.  Check out her rendition of “Over the Rainbow.” I’m not gonna overstate it, like she was taking folks to CHURCH, but the girl’s no longer a hack!! (more…)

Lil' Mama, Jay-Z, Alicia Keys

If she hasn’t already pulled off a BOOHOO cry, now is the time.

Audio link after the jump. (more…)

Here’s footage from the upcoming Michael Jackson documentary/film “This is It”.  Yo that little move he does @ 0:10?? If you know me IRL, prepare to get real sick of it.

Big little sister Khloe Kardashian‘s getting married to Lamar Odem, & wow the hate is THICK!! When was the last time any of y’all were checking for Khloe or Lamar?? Well den, STFU!!

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As much as I wanna clown like everybody else about this dress in all of it’s kitschiness, I gotta tell ya—this is about as African as it gets!!

Look @ how my people greeted the previous prez!! 😦 :-/

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Oh, but did you see this??
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We won’t even get into the Obama stuff. He is a ROCKSTAR in the homeland. So…yeah, lol.

I was VERY pleased w/the Emmy Awards last night (even though I fell asleep through most of the ceremony…I had a long day!!) & just wanted to shoutout my personal highlights:

Toni Collette - Emmy Awards 2009

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Toni Collette
as Tara Gregson
United States Of Tara

Alec Baldwin - Emmy Awards 2009

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
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as Jack Donaghy
30 Rock

My two favorite shows took the big ones!!

I was a little salty that Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series didn’t go to Tracy Morgan, Jack McBrayer, or Kevin Dillon. But congratulations to Jon Cryer who plays Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men (I don’t love this show, but I do love his role).

I would’ve loved for Jane Krakowski to take home an Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series statue for playing Jenna Maroney, but Pushing Daisies star Kristin Chenoweth took it home for her role as Olive Snook. I’m pissed!! Is Pushing Daisies good?? I’ve never watched.

Of course 30 Rock took it home for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series; I’m just happy there’s so much good television right now that’s not necessarily reality tv (which I’m addicted to…don’t get it twisted).

Kim Kardashian - Emmy Awards 2009

Now my two fashion highlights…Kim Kardashian & Heidi Klum!! Now let’s not act like Kim Kardashian had no business there—she does have a TV show, so let the hate subside!!

Heidi Klum & Seal

When was the last time Heidi Klum wasn’t pregnant?? LOL!! I swear the Seal Family is popping out chirren every 9 months. I think she looks fabulous, & the two of them just ooze sappy happiness!!

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