This story leaves me w/few words…wouldn’t it just be easier to get a room??

A trashy romance story took a true-crime twist for a Kansas couple who sought privacy in a dumpster to have sex.

While sharing what Wichita cops called an “intimate moment,” the man and woman, both 44, were robbed at knifepoint, the Wichita Eagle reports.

A 59-year-old assailant, accompanied by a 64-year-old man who egged him on, robbed the lovers of shoes, jewelry and a wallet last Saturday.

Cops were called and the suspects were apprehended shortly thereafter.

The couple’s property was returned. [SOURCE]