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Yay! Another graduate from the Vanity School of Hypocrisy! In today’s absurd news, Bristol Palin has been appointed teen ambassador for The Candies Foundation’s abstinence campaign. She’s preaching that abstinence is the safest option. Duh, bitch!!

Let’s reverse the clock a bit, & start by being responsible enough not to get ran up in w/o a condom, so you don’t make babies &/or spread STDs. And get on birth control you fertile hoe!! Safer sex was an option too!!

But perhaps the biggest bitch please comes from her baby daddy Levi Johnston, who was on the Early Show undermining the effort, “I don’t just think telling young kids, you can’t have sex, it’s not going to work. It’s not realistic.” Aw skeet skeet!!

Levi Johnston responding to his baby mama’s campaign:

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