Even though some of you fucks need to just feast on crow.

Just when y’all bitch ass niggas thought Oprah didn’t do enough for black folks, getting all outraged when she said things like inner city folks don’t appreciate the value of a free education or “African girls deserve my charity more,” Oprah redeems herself w/a historically unprecedented move. Ladies and Gentlemen, Oprah gives away—free chicken:

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“Get two pieces of grilled chicken, two individual sides and a biscuit!”

You’ve only got until tomorrow 9:59pm CDT to grab it, so hurry up & download!! The coupon is good through May 19th, but you can’t use it on your mama you cheap son of a bitch.

Here are the stipulations straight from Oprah.com:

Limited Time Download
Coupon download available from 9 a.m. CDT on May 5, 2009, to 9:59 p.m. CDT on May 6, 2009. Coupon is redeemable at participating KFC® locations in the United States from May 5, 2009 to May 19, 2009—excluding Mother’s Day, May 10, 2009.

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