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The nigga name is Negus, and he was RiRi’s ex-boo before Chris became the next. Maybe this is true love???  But you know what this means?!

Chrissy Two Fists is back on the market!! I can see the personal ad now:

Teenage bitch ass nigga seeks independent twentysomething woman with slight to slim frame.  Must be able to take frequent punches. Prefer lighter complected woman so bruising is visible. Being able to sing is a plus, sounding like you’re singing into a fan is a bonus. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.

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