Not to be outdone by Popeye’s, El Pollo Loco & KFC have joined the negro poaching chicken wars by offering not just discounted, but FREE chicken on back to back dates. The stipulations are interesting. KFC is offering one piece of chicken (per manager’s choice) so you might end up w/a puny wing, or a steroid breast depending on the supervisor’s mood &/or high. El Pollo Loco’s looking out for you niggas tho:

The Taste the Fire® Offer (“offer”) consists of one flame-grilled leg and one flame-grilled thigh, two tortillas (choice of flour or corn) and fresh salsa.

Now THAT’S good eating!!