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DMX has signed on for the next season of Celebrity Rehab. YES…that Celebrity Rehab on VH1 that has a bunch of washed up, drug addicted celebs living together in a house a la the Real World or Big Brother while trying to stay clean under the guidance of the renowned Dr. Drew. Three cheers for tryna kick the habit, now BITCH…stay off that blow!!

All snark aside, it’s a little hard to hate on folks tryna do better, but let’s hope this effort doesn’t turn him into some self-righteous judgmental ass prick of a preacher man. I mean he was already a self-righteous judgmental ass prick of a preacher man, but his being a crackhead made him easier to dismiss. Here’s to hoping he doesn’t buy up any Sunday airtime.

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