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The Filipino prisoners who practically broke the internets in half w/their hilarious rendition of the Thriller dance will be taking to the yard again in tribute. The performance will be held Saturday on the prison yard.

“Thriller”, a global hit on the Internet video site YouTube, shows 1,400 inmates wearing saffron prison uniforms performing their own version of one of Jackson’s most famous hits.

News of the megastar’s death at the age of 50, apparently from a cardiac arrest at his Los Angeles home, is weighing heavily on the prison dancers, the station said on its website.

Crisanto Niere, a balding, gap-toothed drug dealer who impersonated Jackson in the YouTube dance, “is sad his idol died,” the station quoted an unnamed prison official as saying. [SOURCE]

Foxy Brown in Jail

Jail isn’t so bad after all!! Foxy Brown received special treatment during her 9 month stint on Riker’s Island including setting up photoshoots & interviews (XXL), wearing Gucci sneakers, & Fendi scarves. When those got dirty?? She got to send for new ones!! Prison guards even hung out in her cell & gave her unlimited phone + TV privileges. How is jail better than my life??

City prison officials acted like an entourage of fawning valets for rapper Foxy Brown when she was locked up on Rikers Island, hanging out in her cell, bringing meals and makeup, giving her unlimited TV and phone use, and toting her bags when she was released last April. [NYP]

Okay so maybe he’s not a snitch, he did kick Alfamega out the group w/the quickness, but money sure does talk around these parts!! He’ll be serving two months, and not a year & a day as originally sentenced. He’s getting credit for time served on McMansion arrest!!

I’ve seen people serve more time for non payment of traffic tickets!!

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Credit: Getty Images

Credit: Getty Images

A few weeks ago, I posted up that Saaphyri’s doing 3 years over some silicone & identity theft. Today she confirmed being on lock up, & reached out to folks on Twitter via her cousin:

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Yeah um y’all go ahead & throw some stamps on that.

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